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Search outhouses for the conspiracy theorist before it's too late!
Visit outhouses in a 58+ Ghost Town zone
- Director : Ray, did we lock the Storm Denier in an outhouse as punishment for getting too close to the truth?
- Ray : I mean, not yet.
- Director : He's claiming otherwise.
- Truther : This is what happens when you get too close to the truth.
- Truther : I tell you you don't have to be afraid. I tell you you can walk outside and enjoy the sunshine...
- Truther : They lock me up in this god forsaken smell hole.
- Ray : Ha!
- Ray : I didn't mean that "Ha!"
- Ray : Let's go rescue him.
- Ray : We're Homebase and we're here to help.
- Ray : Which I'm sure is what you were trying to do....
- Truther : Trying? Thanks to me the people know not to trust you!
- Ray : Do you want us to put you back?
- Truther : I'll take an outhouse over Homebase any day of the week.
- Ray : Okay. The door's over there. But you should stay.
- Ray : How else are your listeners going to learn about all the nefarious things we're doing?
- Truther : You mean I get to keep my show?
- Ray : If you stop putting your listeners in danger by spreading lies about Homebase, sure.
- Truther : I don't put my listeners in danger.
- Ray : You tell them to walk out into the storm.
- Truther : Uh, yeah. I tried to cut down on that, but it's very central to my brand.
- Ray : So is hiding in an outhouse, so maybe it's time to change.